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September 15, 2008 1:11 PM

Ward on the Street: Metromix has its privileges

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I have just been oddly, wordlessly ushered backstage at the Avalon.

A lighting technician, overhearing me ask about press check-in, gave me a conspiratory nod, pulled me past security and then into the VIP wings for the Zodiac Show without saying a word. The theatrical, musical affair is partly the brainchild of former Pussycat Doll Carmit Bachar and I have no idea what I'm doing in her dressing room.

I stand awkwardly in a corner, keeping an eye out for red-carpet urchins likely to attend: Dita VonTeese? I don't see her. Paris Hilton? Not back here. Dancers are getting caked with fairy dust by the wardrobe staff, and I contemplate grabbing a costume, joining them onstage, and seeing how long it takes before I am arrested. I also consider eating a piece of pizza from the craft service table.

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As showtime approaches, the vibe gets more frenetic. Headdresses are being fastened on, and I slip into the audience to watch the show as it's intended to be seen, from a plebeian point of view. Lights dim and a statuesque drag queen wearing metal shoulder pads and a glitter-rimmed mouth bursts onstage with a song and dance routine to Zeppelin's "Black Dog." The Avalon explodes with color and movement through 10 acts involving aerialists, rap, leather bust harnesses and choreography.

It's a welcome instance when the show is actually more exciting from the audience than from backstage. Go figure.

  -Alie Ward 

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Miss Alie Ward hits the street for the city's most intriguing means of recreation, including (but not limited to) roller discos, zombie walks, art openings, beer pong tourneys, science lectures, urban tractor pulls, and literary salons...Then she tells you how awesome it was. Or wasn't.

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