Thanks again, Whole Foods

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We're pathologically social. We're professional leisurists. We're burrito lovers, bar flies, art whores and music nerds. We dish the good dirt, and we'll risk a parking ticket for a cheap sample sale. Sometimes, we blog drunk.

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Stop the presses. I just heard a rumor that '80s glam metal band Poison is playing at Sugar this Saturday. Sugar’s owner Steve Marlton confirmed, but he’s not yet sure if the whole band is coming. As of now, Bret Michaels and C.C. DeVille are confirmed. I know. Totally bizarre, but I love it!

It's not Friday yet. Not anywhere close, comrades.
But if it were Friday, and you were toying with which neighborhood bar stool to perch your depressed keester upon, I would give a friendly tug at your collar, and a love-infused reprimand about sitting around alone drinking beer. And then I'd order you to get your ass to the circus.