Barney's bitchery
Who knew the bartenders at West Hollywood's Barney's Beanery were so sassy? Because it's a beer-and-sports kind of joint, it's never occurred to me that they have a specialty cocktail menu. Oh, but they do! And the options are pretty hilarious unless you have the misfortune of being the butt of their joke.
Exhibit A: The Paris Hilton


You almost feel bad for poor Paris, especially the "crackwhore" part.
—Alexandra Le Tellier