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Archive: March 13, 2008

Barney's bitchery

Who knew the bartenders at West Hollywood's Barney's Beanery were so sassy? Because it's a beer-and-sports kind of joint, it's never occurred to me that they have a specialty cocktail menu. Oh, but they do! And the options are pretty hilarious unless you have the misfortune of being the butt of their joke.

Exhibit A: The Paris Hilton





You almost feel bad for poor Paris, especially the "crackwhore" part.

—Alexandra Le Tellier

Categories: The Bar Code
March 13, 2008 2:10 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Celebrities at your service

How’s this for a bad idea? Danny Bonaduce, whose issues with drugs, alcohol and pink razors were chronicled in “Breaking Bonaduce,” is stepping behind the bar at the Intercontinental from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. tonight to serve half-price drinks. The good news: Proceeds go to charity. The bad news: Handling alcohol isn’t the best idea for someone’s who’s been in rehab. According to my man Jeff Miller at Thrillist, this is the first of the Intercontinental’s celebrity nights.

Meanwhile, plans are in place for Nick Cannon to take the decks tomorrow night at Goa. Get there early or expect to spend most of your night in line. Last Friday’s promotion was a total madhouse. I like to think people were clamoring for a look at the Olly Girls


King Cannon

—Alexandra Le Tellier

Categories: The Bar Code
March 13, 2008 11:31 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

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