The Farrelly Brothers give away wieners
To promote their first network TV series, "Unhitched," the Farrelly Brothers and Fox are giving away free Pink's hot dogs Friday and Saturday.
I've watched the preview of the show like five times and queried MMX's TV dude, but I can't still figure out how this show about three guys and a girl who aren't in sunny Philadelphia or doing a whole lotta nothing in New York while the main neurotic is making bank off them has anything to do with hot dogs. Oh right, we're talking about the droll Brothers Farrelly. Fine, insert penis joke here.
Either the Farrellys or someone at Fox is really into drawing food metaphors for this one. Here's the opening excerpt from the show's info: "Dating is like going to the farmers market—if you get there early, there’s plenty of fruit, all ripe, juicy and yours for the taking. That’s dating in your 20s. But if you get there at closing time, it’s a completely different story. What little fruit is left has been sitting in the sun all day. It’s been dropped, squeezed and handled by a thousand different people. That’s dating in your 30s. From the creatively fruitful minds of the Farrelly Brothers..."
There you have it folks, dating is like going to the Farmers Market and squeezing fruit. Stopping by my neighborhood collective will never feel the same again.
—Jiyeon Yoo