Miss Alie Ward hits the street for the city's most intriguing means of recreation, including (but not limited to) roller discos, zombie walks, art openings, beer pong tourneys, science lectures, urban tractor pulls, and literary salons...Then she tells you how awesome it was.
Bust out your berets, people
Hey, what'd you do this weekend? Oh, sweated a lot and wished you were dead? Oh em gee, me too!
Moving on to the week ahead: I don't know about you, but I'm growing my goatee out.
This week is SO artsy, you're going to be left with a beret cocked to the side and a face permanently distored into an expression of bemused evaluation. Like this man:
I'm genuinely hyper about these shows coming up:
Wednesday:
Learn to build a mini park the size of a parking spot in preparation for this awesome day
Thursdsay:
Naked crotches covered in cake sprinkles
A stone-faced homage to deadpan comedy
Friday
Get Wacko and praise (La Luz de) Jesus with Miles Thompson
Saturday:
Photorealistic anti-war work about magnificent bastards
Chango's art steps it up a notch
Buy a little bird for $100 bones
Pick up the pieces with some medical illustration collage
Also, my dear comrade and right-coaster David Hochbaum is in from NY installing his Sept 15 solo show at Corey Helford. If you email him, he might even want your help. He says he's "making a 15 foot high tower of babel out of ladders and need anyone who knows their way around power tools, chop saw, nail guns, drills.. I also could use a hand on some of the wall installation and hanging the 461 birds."
Um, okay. Looking forward to that, whatever the hell it is.
Now, back to the post-holiday work load. Not that anyone cares at all, but I came into work early to find that they serve oatmeal in a huge cauldron in the LA Times' cafeteria in the mornings. It was awesome.
Miss Alie Ward
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