Get a pen, and a calendar.

I know, I know...it seems ages away, but before you know it, August 10th will creep up on you like an evil, razor-toothed gnome in the bushes, and you'll wonder why you didn't already score your tickets for the Nuart's midnight screening of Troll 2, a film about...evil razor-toothed gnomes in the bushes.

The cast will be present to answer questions about why this is the worst (yet most enjoyable) film ever made, but the menacing goblins are still in negotiations with their agents to appear. Divas.

I urge you to view the horrible goodness below, and click here to secure tickets to the screening. Guaranteed the audience will be laughing harder at Troll 2 than that "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" hogwash, or whatever is passing for comedy these days. Bring on the goblins.