Wait, Crazy 4 Cult is tonight? At Gallery 1988 ? Eh, I've only been looking forward to it for three months, and have it written in four different calendars, but whatevs. (Note: I am not lying. I have four calendars.)

Obvs: I'm stoked. The opening reception starts at 7, and I ger-an-tee this mother will genrate a line down the block, expecially since its host, Mr. Kevin Smith (the mind behind Clerks and the somatic vessel of Silent Bob) is hosting.

AND he was on KROQ this morning to promote it. I'm sure it'll be pretty low key though.

Check out this interview with Kevin Smith and Leo Quinones:

PS- for anyone who's been desperate to see a Darth Vader scultpture on rollerblades with Gucci eyelids, your time has come:

(Peter Gronquist's "Darth Blader.)

Sometimes a Ward just has to sack out on the couch like a tranquilized rhino and miss Spoon at Little Radio. In such cases, a simple text message can provide as much entertainment.

I've never wanted to be guiltier, but alas the genius remains a mystery. If anyone has information on the evildoer who finger-branded a tour van with hooker shame, the drummer of this band wants answers. Watch out though, she's got sticks, and she hits things with them.