To know me is to know I’m never speechless. But at this moment, I’m at a loss for words. Behold this flier for a porn party this Sunday.

Note the location: Northridge.
Note the dress code: clothing optional.
Note the offer of, um, professional massages.

Email promoter Joe Joe at rsvp@joejoepromotions.com to get on the list. Wear protection.

Photo credit: Wally Skalij

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