I blame Britney for my hangover

Credit: Pretty on the Inside 

 
Everything that could be said about Britney’s disastrous performance at the VMAs has been said. She didn’t sing, she didn’t dance so much as jiggle in her sequined bikini, and, though she looked like she was four months pregnant with a keg, her performance wasn’t even cringetastic. It was boring. So boring in fact, I didn’t even have a desire to hurl my remote at the TV. Instead, I just clicked it off, went to the Cha Cha Lounge and stared into my glass of tonic-and-gin and sighed. RIP Brit Brit, RIP.

PS. And what was up with LC's dress? It looked like a white-and-silver sequined potato sack—not an enticing way to debut her new "fashion" line. 

PPS. The moral of the story: Just because you’re wearing sequins does not mean you’ll sparkle. Unless you're a tranny and hang out here.