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May 19, 2008 1:09 AM

Ward on the Street: Excuse me, can I handle your cockroach?

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"Rise and shine, nerds! It's bug fair o'clock!"

Rallying a posse on a Sunday morning is never easy, particularly when you're leading them toward live scorpions.

So when I sent out a 10 am text to my hungover cohorts, I wasn't surprised to wind up heading to the Natural History Museum's annual bug fair alone, waiting for them to stumble over later. As a bug enthusiast, I could have carpooled with Dick Cheney and still been in good spirits.

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The museum—which has steadily gained indie cred with their First Friday concerts—was a frenetic jumble of booths and pamphlets, writhing silkworms in terrariums, people handling tarantulas, and thousands of pinned butterflies.

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Also among the frightening critters were scores of waist-high humans, tugging their parents from ant farms to beehives trapped under glass. Sure, I got bumped in the leg with an $800 stroller more than once, but not much can tarnish the joy of buying a cocoon or attending a demonstration on how to prepare Cajun seasoned crickets. And just like any good expo, there were even a few booth babes, including one entomologist named Karen who managed to look radiant while kissing a cockroach.

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After admiring some carefully preserved stickbugs and squinting through a microscope at mosquito larvae, I breezed past an aquarium of live Madagascar hissing roaches and was offered the option let one crawl on my bare skin. Generally, I would say no to this offer. But the bug fair only comes once a year.  

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Only 364 days left,

Miss Alie Ward 

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Posted by Miss Alie Ward at May 19, 2008 1:09 AM
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Comments
How long has it been since you saw the movie Creepshow? You are the spitting image of E.G. Marshall.
Posted By: Brid | May 20, 2008 4:22 PM

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE ****ROACH!
Posted By: Jack Nicholson | May 20, 2008 4:23 PM



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Miss Alie Ward hits the street for the city's most intriguing means of recreation, including (but not limited to) roller discos, zombie walks, art openings, beer pong tourneys, science lectures, urban tractor pulls, and literary salons...Then she tells you how awesome it was. Or wasn't.

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