So that's why the call him 'Ho Ho'

"The Real World: Hollywood" doesn’t air until Wednesday, but I had to get my greedy little hands on the first few episodes and OMG: This season is like watching a circus of inflated egos. The entire cast is looking for fame or celebrity status—and one person (I won't tell you who) has already landed a spot in rehab. That doesn't stop anyone else from partying, though. They seem to be obsessed with Tokio and Les Deux, where Brianna, a stripper from Philadelphia who wants to be a singer, meets club promoter Joe Joe. Here's how that goes…


(Oops. MTV spelled his name wrong.)

Joe Joe: "I’d make a great sugar daddy."
Brianna: "All right, deal, deal, because that’s exactly what I’m looking for."
Joe Joe: "A sugar daddy?"
Brianna: "Yeah"

Then they make-out while Joe Joe makes sure the cameras catch his Chanel cuff. (They also caught his emerging bald spot.)


Brianna invites Joe Joe back to the house, where fellow roomie Dave asks the other two female roommates to, "Talk her out of it because this guy’s name is Joe Joe and the girls that do him call him 'ho ho.'" Good girl Sarah steps in to ask his intentions, but gets distracted by his man-chest. "Where's your shirt?" she asks. "I don't believe in shirts," he responds.


And about his belt buckle, he says, “Nine inches, fully loaded.”

Sadly for Joe Joe, this is as far as he and his nine inches got. (In this scene they're in the kitchen talking to the other roomates, and Joe Joe's taunting Joey, who has a crush on Brianna, by staring directly at him.)

Surprise, surprise! The next day Joe Joe flaked out on Brianna. I could have told her that would have happened! You’d think Joe Joe were raised by a pack of wolves by the way he appears to treat women. His MySpace page (myspace.com/joejoepellegrino) says he’s a "momma's boys," but he has Larry Pierce's "She's a Worthless C-nt" as his song, not to mention photos of him kissing and grabbing dozens of different girls, and dating tips like: "Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up."

—Alexandra Le Tellier