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East coast mayo! Fun-size candy! Dead guys!
How do I love thee, Target? Let me count the ways:
1. For carrying Hellman's Mayonnaise—not its inferior, less-awesomely-named, west coast counterpart Best Foods. The only other place I've seen Hellman's mayo in L.A. is Barney's Greengrass, and there it's like 15 euros a jar.
2. For boldly offering a new, bite-size candy sensation modeled after The King's favorite sandwich (fried peanut butter and banana). Yes, the new Reese's Peanut Butter & Banana Candy is being marketed as an Elvis-approved 'Collector Edition' treat. The big guy is either spinning in his grave, or trying to eat his way out.
3. For teaching me to reach for the sky, but keeping my feet planted firmly on the ground.
I don't know how to quit you, Target.
You. Complete. Me.
--Amir Kenan
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