Favor? Make up my mind, please.

For tonight, I highly reccomend getting your booty in a chair to see Worst Laid Plans...It ran a few weeks ago, I got a big gushy crush on it, and now they've returned for a two-night stand tonight and Sept 21 at Upright Citizens Brigade. 

Now, Saturday. Let's talk.

I'm having a mild anxiety attack about all the events I won't be able to get to—and the fact that I've been sleeping on a mattress without sheets for two days because I have no time to breathe, let alone launder linens. This is no way for a metropolitan biznatch to live.  

But...lobsters. What do you expect me to do? I HAVE to go.

Saturday has:

1. The Run Hit Remix 5 mile Nike run (show some support y'alls! And see Naughty by Nature.)

2. Lobster Fest in San Pedro (Seriously. We're baffled by the Awesome.)

3. Elevate Festival of Film and Music at the Kodak theater (Filmmakers get 48 hours to make a short! Gad!)

4. One year anniversary at Tiny Creatures Gallery   

5. David Hochbaum opens his "To the Winds" show at Corey Helford in Culver City (Radness.)

6. Tom Neely opens his Self Indulgent Werewolf at Black Maria in Atwater Village (More radness.)

6a. Check out the side-by-side date itineraries we've so helpfully arranged for the above two shows.

7. UltraLuxx at the Mountain Bar with DJs, live art and all sorts ofcoolness.

8. Journey to Dollywood opens, if you're in the mood for some theater about waitressin, Dolly Parton, and maybe some puns about boobs.

As for Sunday, I'll be cleaning my house and renting a tape on Zen meditataion from the library.

Please, comrades, I urge you to rock on to the best of your abilities. Don't hurt yourselves.

Lovingly yours,

The Ward

(who has earned herself a stalker, which is almost as good as having a cat or a husband. )